So, Chad and I have been having a little fruit fly problem and the other day, we showed them who was boss. We each took 2 paper back books and used them as giant fly squashers!!! MOOOhHAHHAHAHA! It worked awesome. Now, I am somewhat ashamed because being an English major, I respect the authors of these books, and now the book covers have fly guts all over them. I realize this may gross many of you out, but I've never had a better time getting rid of pests. Chad and I were just having a blast....smash....smack.....GOT 'EM! So, I am glad to report that we have ridden the kitchen of these flying vermin with our mad book weapon skills along with a clever trap my mother uses....cider vinegar, sugar, and dish soap.....they just can't resist. I would also like to note, that it was them who invaded our territory and we were merely defending ourselves, this is completely just, as the examples in the B of M show us. : ) tehe. As for Christopher Marlowe, and Wendell Berry, I apologize for the disrespect shown towards your literature, but please know I have an even great appreciation for the way you can change my life for the better.